- person: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
- me: are you making fun of me
- before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
- when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
